I have signed up for a crossfit level one certification. I think I might have lost my mind. All of the pictures on the website and video footage show super buffed out guys and gals with no body fat wearing spandex and shirts that say cool things like "body by crossfit". I am still unable to understand or complete a kipping pull up and I certainly dont wear spandex for my workout, unless it is underneath my shorts to conceal any undie shots during working out. I am wondering if they will make me cry and wear sweat pants and a black sweatshirt with powdered sugar from a donut smeared across the logo stating "body by cross-fat".
Now my fears of public scrutiny and humiliation are out there in blog land. Of course, the information I received after I signed up says I dont have to be in super good shape, but I am encouraged to join in the workouts, etc. Whimper, whimper, I am frightened.
Oh yes, also I have found a workout that was probably the most awful horrible workout I have ever encountered and I fear speaking its name will just bring it back (yeah a whole lord voldemort reference).... its EVA... Oh man, this one is such a horrible butt kicker. It took me almost an hour to complete, 58 minutes. Of course all the posted times to the website are in the 30 minute range, so that really helps the self confidence. Not. Sigh, I wish I knew some other 40 something girl who was not in spectacular shape who was going to this and had the same worries as me. Bah. I love myself for who I am, and if they cant take it, crossfit can cross-cram it up their fit butts!!!!
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