Some good news about the holidays

I have always loathed Christmas shopping. I never really had a reason, I like giving gifts to friends and family. I then just assumed it was because I am mostly anti-social and hate being around society in such droves. But yesterday, I figured it out. Its not really that bad after all! Think of this, you can now park your car as far away from the front of the store as humanly possible and no one is jocking you for that coveted front spot. Try this in August, the security droves on their segway's ask what you are up to and assume you are smoking crack in the parking lot. The standing in the long line used to irritate the crap out of me, but now, its really awesome to practice balance, left leg, right leg, left leg right leg. If you are into isometrics, you can even squeeze and release to your hearts content! No more wasted line time! Also, I think that part of the cardio is the heart thumping action of maybe getting crushed in oncoming traffic in the parking lot on the way out with your purchases! Ah yes, holidays arent as bad as I thought. Seriously, this should totally count toward my workout.